AI Car Roast Engine

Roast Your Ride.

Upload a photo. Get a savage AI roast + shareable stat card. Built for TikTok and IG Stories.

Free roast · No sign-up wall · 9:16 card ready in ~10 sec

Built for people who post their car

~10 sec

From photo upload to shareable stat card. No sign-up wall to see your roast.

$0.00

Every core roast and basic card is free. No card required, no bait.

City-ranked

Every share earns a leaderboard spot by city and model. Come back to defend it.

The loop

Four taps from photo to viral post

Torque is a toy first and a growth engine second. The share card is the whole point — watermarked, 9:16, and ready to drop straight into a Story.

  1. 01

    Upload the ride

    Snap it at the meet or pull one from your camera roll. One photo is all the AI needs.

  2. 02

    Get roasted

    Vision AI clocks your make, model, and mods, then writes a savage, specific two-liner that actually lands.

  3. 03

    Share the card

    Your stat card exports pre-sized for TikTok and IG Stories with your handle baked into the watermark.

  4. 04

    Climb the board

    Sharing unlocks your rank by city and car model. Someone slower than you is already coming for your spot.

The stat card

Pokémon card energy for your build

Roasts that actually know cars

Not generic filler. The AI calls out your fitment, your stance, that one aftermarket mod, and whether you're running a sleeper or a whole personality. Two or three lines, every one of them a screenshot.

Drip & sleeper scores

Rated out of 100 with a horsepower guess and 0–60 estimate.

Meet-or-beat percentile

See exactly where your ride lands against everyone else who uploaded.

Export baked for the feed

Every card renders at 9:16 with your @handle watermark so it drops straight into Stories and TikTok — and every share puts Torque in front of a new car person.

Pricing

Free to roast. Pay to flex harder.

Start free. Unlock the full breakdown when you want it.

Free Roast

For the daily poster

$0/forever

  • Full AI roast
  • Basic stat card
  • 9:16 share export
  • City leaderboard entry
Roast for Free
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Full Send

Per detailed breakdown

$2.99/card

  • Everything in Free Roast
  • Watermark removed
  • Detailed mod breakdown
  • HP & 0-60 estimate
  • Estimated build cost
Unlock the Breakdown

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Questions before your first roast

Your car deserves to get roasted.

One photo, ten seconds, one card the whole group chat is going to screenshot. Find out where your ride ranks.

    Torque — Roast My Ride: AI car roasts & shareable stat cards