AI Car Roast Engine
Roast Your Ride.
Upload a photo. Get a savage AI roast + shareable stat card. Built for TikTok and IG Stories.
Free roast · No sign-up wall · 9:16 card ready in ~10 sec
Built for people who post their car
~10 sec
From photo upload to shareable stat card. No sign-up wall to see your roast.
$0.00
Every core roast and basic card is free. No card required, no bait.
City-ranked
Every share earns a leaderboard spot by city and model. Come back to defend it.
The loop
Four taps from photo to viral post
Torque is a toy first and a growth engine second. The share card is the whole point — watermarked, 9:16, and ready to drop straight into a Story.
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Upload the ride
Snap it at the meet or pull one from your camera roll. One photo is all the AI needs.
- 02
Get roasted
Vision AI clocks your make, model, and mods, then writes a savage, specific two-liner that actually lands.
- 03
Share the card
Your stat card exports pre-sized for TikTok and IG Stories with your handle baked into the watermark.
- 04
Climb the board
Sharing unlocks your rank by city and car model. Someone slower than you is already coming for your spot.
The stat card
Pokémon card energy for your build
Roasts that actually know cars
Not generic filler. The AI calls out your fitment, your stance, that one aftermarket mod, and whether you're running a sleeper or a whole personality. Two or three lines, every one of them a screenshot.
Drip & sleeper scores
Rated out of 100 with a horsepower guess and 0–60 estimate.
Meet-or-beat percentile
See exactly where your ride lands against everyone else who uploaded.
Export baked for the feed
Every card renders at 9:16 with your @handle watermark so it drops straight into Stories and TikTok — and every share puts Torque in front of a new car person.
Pricing
Free to roast. Pay to flex harder.
Start free. Unlock the full breakdown when you want it.
Free Roast
For the daily poster
$0/forever
- Full AI roast
- Basic stat card
- 9:16 share export
- City leaderboard entry
Full Send
Per detailed breakdown
$2.99/card
- Everything in Free Roast
- Watermark removed
- Detailed mod breakdown
- HP & 0-60 estimate
- Estimated build cost
Shop Sponsor
For detail & tuner shops
Let's talk
- Sponsor a city leaderboard
- "Presented by" branding
- Reach local car people
- Merch drop tie-ins
Questions before your first roast
Your car deserves to get roasted.
One photo, ten seconds, one card the whole group chat is going to screenshot. Find out where your ride ranks.